By Funny Mothers Day Quotes
“Any mother could perform the jobs of several air-traffic controllers with ease.” —Lisa Alther
“A mother is a person who, seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie.” —Tenneva Jordan
“An ounce of mother is worth a ton of priest.” —Spanish Proverb
“A mom forgives us all our faults, not to mention one or two we don’t even have.” —Robert Brault
“In the end, mothers are always right. No one else tells the truth.” —Randy Susan Meyers
“God could not be everywhere, and therefore he made mothers.” —Rudyard Kipling
“We have a secret in our culture, and it’s not that birth is painful. It’s that women are strong.” —Laura Stavoe Harm
“It’s not easy being a mother. If it were, fathers would do it.” —The Golden Girls
“When your mother asks, ‘Do you want a piece of advice?’ it’s a mere formality. It doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no. You’re going to get it anyway.” —Erma Bombeck
“The phrase ’working mother’ is redundant.” —Jane Sellman
“I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then, I want to move in with them.” —Phyllis Diller
“If evolution really works, how come mothers have only two hands?” —Milton Berle
“There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it.” —Chinese Proverb
“Mom, I love you, even though I’ll never accept your friend request.” —Unknown
Happy Mothers Day Quotes
“The mother’s heart is the child’s school-room.” —Henry Ward Beecher
“To the world, you are a mother, but to your family, you are the world.” —Unknown
“The loveliest masterpiece of the heart of God is the heart of a mother.” —St. Therese of Lisieux
“Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible.” —Marion C. Garretty
“Acceptance, tolerance, bravery, compassion. These are the things my mom taught me.” —Lady Gaga
“To a child’s ear, ‘mother’ is magic in any language.” —Arlene Benedict
“A mother is a mother still, the holiest thing alive.” —Samuel Taylor Coleridge
“I can imagine no heroism greater than motherhood.” —Lance Conrad
“Of all the rights of women, the greatest is to be a mother.” —Lin Yutang
“Mothers can look through a child’s eyes and see tomorrow.” —Reed Markham
“Mother—that was the bank where we deposited all our hurts and worries.” —T. Dewitt Talmage
“My mother is my root, my foundation. She planted the seed that I base my life on, and that is the belief that the ability to achieve starts in your mind.” —Michael Jordan
“Being a mother is learning about strengths you didn’t know you had.” —Linda Wooten
“Mothers possess a power beyond that of a king on his throne.” —Mabel Hale
“No language can express the power and beauty and heroism of a mother’s love.” —Edwin Chapin
“It’s such a grand thing to be a mother of a mother—that’s why the world calls her grandmother.” —Unknown
“Life doesn’t come with a manual, it comes with a grandmother.” —Unknown
“As mothers and daughters, we are connected with one another. My mother is the bones of my spine, keeping me straight and true. She is my blood, making sure it runs rich and strong. She is the beating of my heart. I cannot now imagine life without her.” —Kristin Hannah
“Everything I am, you helped me to be.” —Unknown
“Grandmothers are the people who take delight in hearing babies breathing into the telephone.” —Unknown
“Grandmas are short on criticism and long on love.” —Unknown
“A grandmother is a little bit parent, a little bit teacher, and a little bit best friend.” —Unknown
“Grandmothers always have time to talk and make you feel special. ” —Catherine Pulsifer
“Grandmas hold our tiny hands for just a little while…but our hearts forever. ” —Unknown
“If nothing is going well, call your grandmother.” —Italian Proverb
“My grandmother is my angel on earth. ” —Catherine Pulsifer
“Grandma always made you feel she had been waiting to see just you all day and now the day was complete.” —Marcy DeMaree
“I know what it is like to be brought up with unconditional love. In my life that came from my grandmother.” —Andre Leon Talley
